FEEDBACK, BOOKING INFO, AND STUFF WE SHOULDN'T TELL YOU

BOOKING INFO > LISA MARIE & ALL SHOOK UP is available for private functions, parties, benefits, and afternoons (perhaps even entire weekends) of total mayhem. We are listed in the Phoenix Band Guide, Bostonbands.com and MySpace. Letters of reference available on request. Calls are promptly returned within two to three business days, so please include a name and telephone number in your message.
 
Send an email to lisamarieblues@yahoo.com or call the Booking hotline at 508.981.7463. When contacting us by email, please put "Booking Info Request" in the subject line.
 
LISA MARIE & ALL SHOOK UP can also be booked through ROCKMONKEY RECORDS / JDL Productions. Contact Jonathan at 508.331.4417 or send an email to jdlproductions@aol.com.
 
FEEDBACK > Folks, we love seeing you at our shows, having a good time... And we love hearing from you! So just keep those emails, letters and kegs coming in, y' hear?!
 
You can also leave us love-notes by visiting our Guest book (click here). (BONUS: It doubles as a great vehicle for keeping in touch with other lunatic fans. Did we mention that we love lunacy??)
 
MAILING LIST > To be added to our email list, send us an email at lisamarieblues@yahoo.com and include your name. To receive a postcard schedule (a very rare ocurrence nowadays), include your full address and don't forget the zip code (we kind of need that).
 
If you have not received an email or postcard, then y'all must have moved without telling us... So cut that out. To get back on the list, contact lisamarieblues@yahoo.com and plead your case - in fact, sending a case of Guinness might be helpful.
 
In the unlikely event that you do not have web access, please explain to me how in tarnation you've accessed this page. And if you still really want a postcard, present your current postal info to Lisa Marie at the next show... Preferably this should be done on bended knee, and with a sacrificial pint of good ole vitamin G* close at hand.
 
SUBMITTING PHOTOS > If sending photos, please use jpg, png, gif or tif format (under 3MG) and please include your information so that we may give you, the photographer, the credit you deserve. If this should lead to fortune and fame, we will incur a minimal Guinness and Lindt fee.
 
Email us anytime with your comments, questions, suggestions or wisecracks. Respond to lisamarieblues@yahoo.com to be removed. All requests honored, provided your request is accompanied by Guinness or Lindt donations.
 
* Vitamin G - otherwise known as Guinness. Now that you know, you're one of us... And there is no escape.
 
WAYS TO BRIBE US > Yes, I have lost my mind. I am actually going to instruct you on matters of bribery and effective coercion.
 
For maximum beverage leverage, beer works best... Here is a list for those of you who have not been paying attention:
Lisa Marie ~ Guinness or microbrew
Rick Cutler ~ Scotch on the rocks
Bob LaPerle ~ IPA or Corona
John Coffey ~ Bass ale or Black & Tan
Hinesy ~ Cranberry & soda
 
My friend Paul G. once offered The Ripchords an enormous sum to learn one of his favorite tunes. Needless to say, we accepted... You can do this too.
 
(It also helps if it's a really good song.)
 
Okay ladies, this one is obvious: Besides Lisa Marie, The Ripchords includes four guys; and All Shook Up usually includes three or four guys. So, I am deliciously outnumbered. Women who desperately wish to get the guys' attention, or just see one of 'em fall off a stage - well, you know what to do... Do I really have to explain this? (Heck, I'd like to see them fall off a stage too. Help me out here.)
 
And then, there is the last resort of all audience persuasion: begging.
 
This concept can be explored further to include pleading, yelling, stomping your feet, screaming for more, taunting, cajoling, and of course throwing greenbacks in a lovely cascade onto the stage... If all else fails, nothing is sure to gain our cooperation like surrounding and blockading the stage with a well-coordinated battle tactic maneuver. We would be your prisoners, and solely at your mercy... Hmm, this is sounding really good...
 
In what ways would you LIKE to bribe us? Lisa Marie wants to hear from you! Send your suggestions to lisamarieblues@yahoo.com and we'll post the best ones somewhere on this website!
 
AH YES... The very first CD, the one that started all this madness - LISA MARIE & THE RIPCHORDS, LIVE at the SIT'N BULL! - will be making a comeback in 2007... Years later, we still send many thanks to J. D. Leary of Longview Farm Studio and Rockmonkey Records for his superb engineering work on the live recording, and to Peter Allega of Taft Sound for his assistance during the show.