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The Lone Star state's only gondola!

Our brand new facility comes complete
with a ski shop boasting the newest
state of the art equipment, a large
dining area, as well as 82 fully
furnished living areas. Each level
contains a hot tub for your relaxing
needs. We are sure you will be pleased
with all the accomodations we have to
offer.

Don't forget the tee-shirt - $15(L-2X)

The world's ONLY triple black diamond!

Official vehicle of Ski Buffalo Gap

Ski the Gap at night

4:00P-9:00P ..... $20.00

Hola Amigos! Welcome to the Lone Star state's only ski resort. We had a fun year last year and this year was even better. Ski Buffalo Gap will open Thanksgiving. Early bird lift ticket prices of $25.00(full-day) will be in effect until Christmas Day!! We hope you come join the fun as many others already have!! Always check the condition of Old Abilene road and always remember to "ski Texas first!!"

Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.
Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.
If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses.
Throw away a hundred dollar bill - RIGHT NOW!
Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop things.
Buy a new pair of gloves and IMMEDIATELY THROW ONE AWAY!
Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger. Be sure you are in the longest line.
Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket, get on a motorcycle and ride fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.
Drink several ounces of water (or another beverage of choice), dress up in as many clothes as you can; now, quickly take them off because you REALLY, REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!